My All Time Go To Omelet

Ingredients: Half Baked, Back Yard Chicken Egg,with a BIG side of Sausage.

My All Time Go to was leftovers. 

We dated back in the late 90’s briefly but we have known each other practically all of our lives because we grew up in a small town together where everyone knows everyone.

When we dated in the 90’s I never let him know how I felt about him because of the many women he dealt with in his past.

We lost touch for a number of years until one late night in 2012 I get this phone call and this person is asking me how I was doing and after repeatedly asking who it was he finally said who he was.

Needless to say I was hit by all kinds of emotions how did he get my number, why after all these years is he reaching out to me, Ohhh how I missed the big Side of Sausage but also what the hell does he want? Lol 

So he came to visit me in Las Vegas and it was like he never left it was like I had my best friend again. We dated long distance for 3 years. By all means this was not a perfect 3 years.

I had always in the back of my head suspected unfaithfulness but I never had proof I would question it and he would deny it.

Several times his own daughter would hint to me I should get me a side sausage but I would ignore her because I genuinely believed that he loved me. I mean why else would he go out of his way to find me?

One day I was at the gym with my personal trainer and his daughter called because the two of them were having an argument as always and I shut her down to remind her as I had many times not to involve me in their problems. 

Well that didn’t make her happy and the way she knew to get back at him was to post a picture on her Instagram of him and another woman.

She got the reaction she was wanting because I immediately called him and confronted him and his response to me was devastating. 

His exact words were “Well you knew what type of Omelet I was when you started indulging in me”!!!!!

I mean if that wasn’t the biggest slap of Yolk in my face I don’t know what could be.

Nothing was ever the same after that even though he tried to make it work there is no way I am going to be someone’s side chick. 

Needless to say that ended and I haven’t craved my All Time Go To Omelet in almost 2 years.

In fact for an entire year straight I didn’t even care to indulge in an Omelet.

What I Really learned from this is that I’m not sure it was love at all I was just Sausagematized.

It finally came to me and I said you know what, Omelethimgo! 

Ladies we have all been Sausagematized before you know addicted to the Big Side of Sausage that comes with the Omelet.

So take it from me use your brain and don’t be Sausagematized.

Stay tuned for the next blog

Y.O.L.K.

You Only Live Knowingly