The Small Omelet 

Ingredients: Organic, Americana with a lot of Unsteady on the side 

When I was first asked out on a date by this Omelet I thought it was funny because I’m 5’10 and he was 5’6.

It had always been a rule of mine to only date someone 6 feet or better.

But he was a charming Omelet and I thought why not things weren’t that great in my dating life anyways so what else do I have to lose.

I ended up really liking this Omelet and I kept getting in and out the skillet with this Omelet for a matter of 6 years.

I figured it was more convenient than to add any sausage on the side. 

But one day I got tired and it was no longer enough for me because I realized while I was not wanting to add sausage on the side I was already a side of honey wheat toast to him.   

I realized as long as I stayed nothing would change. 

A lot of us stay in relationships for matter of convenience not realizing in the end the result is the same. We are still not full. We still crave more ingredients.

Don’t ever place yourself in a situation and be stuck with an Omelet you really should have sent back with the waitress.

Once you take a bite into the Omelet and realize it’s not the taste you acquire send it back ASAP don’t keep going to the same restaurant for years ordering the same thing only to continue being disappointed.

This happens to everyone at least once in their life.

But I finally put my foot down and said Omelet Him Go!

And Don’t order this Omelet again EVER!

Y.O.L.K.

You only live Knowingly

Author: Omelethimgo

Just an imperfect girl that blogs about dating experiences. I created this blog to make light of my terrible dating experiences and decisions I have made while dating. I am not a dating expert but I know there are people out there that have been through some of the same things so my hope is to let them know they are not alone. View all posts by Omelethimgo