Burnt Toast

I put the overcooked Omelet back on my plate and boy oh boy what a mess that was

So back in June I swore I was done with this Omelet and yet again with his sweet talk and gifts he convinced me like all the other times he was so in love with me and that he needed me in his life and that he was really leaving his wife.

In July he tells me that he is going to take his wife and kids to Seattle and leave them there and come back and be the Omelet I need him to be

He also told me his wife was in Seattle taking care of her sick mom and I even said sarcastically "You probably moved her back in since she's been begging to come back" and I really haven't been to your house in like a month and he said No that wasn't the case..

In between this time he was blocked from my Facebook page and up until a few weeks ago I added him back and I got three texts of him asking who some other Omelets were on my page and then he asked me to delete one friend of mine and I refused to because why should I delete someone per his request when he hasn't even gotten a divorce? Plus that person was no threat to him. I was at work and my phone was blowing up all Day while I was in a meeting about this Omelet so I gave him his number so he could express how he felt to him and he refused to call that Omelet but yet kept antagonizing me by text so I put a post on Facebook and tagged both Omelets so they could hash it out and that made him chill out because he realized he was being insecure.

Then the next week I made a post about a comedian and accidentally left part of the comedians title out and an Omelet with the same name commented and he made a big deal about that when it wasn't even anything to trip on

For several days he questioned all the Omelets on my page it was weird to see how insecure he was so I told him that I think we just need a break he should work on his divorce and then come talk to me because I can't be with an Insecure Omelet

For 2 days he begged to see me and told me how much he loved me and so on the second day me and my Best friend decided we would do a drive by his place. I text and asked him to come outside and he came outside and the minute I opened my mouth to tell him why I was there a female figure was walking toward us. His back was turned and I was facing her so as she gets closer I recognize it's his wife so she says to him "What are you doing? I thought we were checking the mail? And he says "what do you want to her?"

I don't say anything because I'm waiting for him to speak up, tell her who I am or something and he doesn't so she introduces herself and extends her hand out for me to shake so I do and I say nice to meet you but nothing else

Since he's standing there looking stupid and doesn't say anything I walk away and leave

So then he texts me repeatedly for 2 more days please stay with me she's leaving blah blah blah

So finally I say come over and talk and we arrange a time and the next thing I see is messages really weird messages like "Are you happy now? You think you did something don't call me no more and lose my number and I'm like this Omelet has lost his yolks damn weirdo! So I'm like what are you talking about? and he's like you know what I'm talking about so I'm trying to call and he won't answer because I'm like is this Omelet drunk or what?

Finally he calls and I can hear his wife in the background saying tell her and he says sounding like a Bitch "Lose my number and stop calling me"

So my pettiness comes into play and I say "No I'm totally enjoying this I can't believe you let a woman tell you what to do lol " 😂I am totally entertained now so I keep texting and talking about how he likes it in the bedroom and some extra stuff lol

So she calls me from her phone and says I'm his wife and shares what his full name is like I don't know that's how I found out he was married 🙄 and how she knows all this stuff about me and while she's telling me this I'm like it's because it's his phone you read our text messages and she's like your not the first and only one and I'm messing with her now In a calm voice I ask "So how does that make you feel knowing your husband constantly cheats on you?,Yet you raving about him being your husband and how you been with him a decade like who stays with someone through a decade of cheating? and I can tell she's getting mad because I get so good under her skin with my words that she hangs up on me lol I am dying laughing at this point because it's comedic now that this fool begged me for months to stay and got mad over who was on my page yet he moved his wife back in a month ago

So then he calls and I can hear her yelling and he says "She knows to stop she gets it and he's like hello can you please stop calling and I'm like No I'm actually enjoying this..It's what you deserve and she's in the background and I can tell I'm on speaker so I yell out her name and tell her to Shut up and sit down somewhere and play with the kids lol 😂

I was so pissed off I turned my pettiness on to a whole other level and ended it by sending them a Meme of a baby 👶🏾 sleeping that said "This is how I sleep Single knowing no one is cheating on me lol

So let's recap what I have been saying in this whole situation "Do not mess with a married man ever"

The lesson he learned is pick a dumb chick to fool around with instead of a chick like me

When I date I don't hide the fact that I blog so clearly he didn't care or listen that this would be shared with all

When I see a situation that makes I write worthy I'm gonna ride it all the way out

I write stories on my experiences and when their good you will see a whole other side of me but when their bad be prepared to see the worst of me

Y.O.L.K.

You Only Live Knowingly